All right all right … so here I go. They say, Blogging is hot, or should I say cool? Whatever!! If everyone is doing it, I am not going to be left behind. So here starts my blogging career and hopefully, it will be a tad better than my software career. But why am I writing about software in my blog when I do not like it at all… it is my blog and I should be writing about the stuff that I like, stuff that I enjoy …hmm so that’s the best part about a blog … you have complete control and it bloody well makes up for the fact that your life is pretty much out of your control in the same way as … ummm … lemme think…yes!! as if you were a highly illiquid stock which, forget buying, no one is even interested in selling. They just hope that one day you will delist yourself from the stock exchange of life making way for perhaps a better stock. Be prepared for such stuff in my blog, after all, I am a proud MBA aspirant as I have been for the last 3 years.
But hey … I don’t know anything about this … are there some rules?? Will I be punished for writing something, which I shouldn’t have? Will a fatwa be issued against me … I hope not? (Btw, I know who cares what an outlandish guy writes in his blog when there are better things to do). Hmm … now I remember there were some conditions that I was supposed to read carefully when I was creating my blog. But they don’t think people read them … do they! So I just accepted all the terms and conditions hoping sincerely that the following was NOT written in the rule 693 of the list:
“The user, by signing in to our blogging site, pledges his life to the cause of blogging and will not run away when asked to sacrifice his soul for this noble cause “
Anyways … let’s move on to a more pertinent question. When should one start blogging? The answer is: the moment you realize that you are getting oh so closer to insanity. You should start doing it because it will surely go a long way in restoring your sanity levels.
Outlandish as it may sound, but according to me:
A blog a day keeps the psychiatrist away!! (Sounds stolen?? who cares!! This is my blog and I will do whatever pleases me).
Ok before you go ahead, let me ask you a simple question. Who the hell are you reading my personal blog (what did you say … you are one of my friends in whose scrapbook, I pleaded ‘em to read my blog and leave a comment). Ok then you can go ahead and in fact, I think you should start writing one of your own if you haven’t started yet because as you read this, it is clear that you have nothing better to do … ok plz don’t take it seriously, I know you guys rock!!
Blogs can be your substitute for spirituality and the divine. Speaking of divine, I have always been drawn towards all the divine things in life. Divine = Di + vine = The wine!! (What rubbish … you think? As if I care … welcome to my blog … I am the ruler here). There you go, I have found the ultimate divine secret (blame it on the guy who told me to read impossible as i m possible … crap!!). I hope you know there is no better way to connect to God than indulging in this divine stuff.
All the frustration, which has troubled you, you can just let it go in your blog without the fear of any retaliation from your blog. Blogs are good … they will always be with you, always agree with what you say, what you feel, in fact, I would go to the extent of saying that Blogs are a man’s best friend and yes, even better than books are.
Its only words and words are all I have … to take your mind away!
P.S. If by any chance, you have come till here, reading all the crap I have written above, you can surely add one thing in the my positives section of your resume that your tolerance levels are extremely high ... I am already a fan of your patience !! Meet you in my next post ( hopefully !! )
But hey … I don’t know anything about this … are there some rules?? Will I be punished for writing something, which I shouldn’t have? Will a fatwa be issued against me … I hope not? (Btw, I know who cares what an outlandish guy writes in his blog when there are better things to do). Hmm … now I remember there were some conditions that I was supposed to read carefully when I was creating my blog. But they don’t think people read them … do they! So I just accepted all the terms and conditions hoping sincerely that the following was NOT written in the rule 693 of the list:
“The user, by signing in to our blogging site, pledges his life to the cause of blogging and will not run away when asked to sacrifice his soul for this noble cause “
Anyways … let’s move on to a more pertinent question. When should one start blogging? The answer is: the moment you realize that you are getting oh so closer to insanity. You should start doing it because it will surely go a long way in restoring your sanity levels.
Outlandish as it may sound, but according to me:
A blog a day keeps the psychiatrist away!! (Sounds stolen?? who cares!! This is my blog and I will do whatever pleases me).
Ok before you go ahead, let me ask you a simple question. Who the hell are you reading my personal blog (what did you say … you are one of my friends in whose scrapbook, I pleaded ‘em to read my blog and leave a comment). Ok then you can go ahead and in fact, I think you should start writing one of your own if you haven’t started yet because as you read this, it is clear that you have nothing better to do … ok plz don’t take it seriously, I know you guys rock!!
Blogs can be your substitute for spirituality and the divine. Speaking of divine, I have always been drawn towards all the divine things in life. Divine = Di + vine = The wine!! (What rubbish … you think? As if I care … welcome to my blog … I am the ruler here). There you go, I have found the ultimate divine secret (blame it on the guy who told me to read impossible as i m possible … crap!!). I hope you know there is no better way to connect to God than indulging in this divine stuff.
All the frustration, which has troubled you, you can just let it go in your blog without the fear of any retaliation from your blog. Blogs are good … they will always be with you, always agree with what you say, what you feel, in fact, I would go to the extent of saying that Blogs are a man’s best friend and yes, even better than books are.
Its only words and words are all I have … to take your mind away!
P.S. If by any chance, you have come till here, reading all the crap I have written above, you can surely add one thing in the my positives section of your resume that your tolerance levels are extremely high ... I am already a fan of your patience !! Meet you in my next post ( hopefully !! )
3 comments:
Hmm. So here we have a blog about 'Blog'.
Well, its indeed a nice way to express your feelings (frustations) and blare upon all the things you hate, without actually doing the noise pollution thing.
And regarding the DiVine thing, may be I could never enjoy it as I look upon my self as the Holy Satan. Now how can Lucifer himself indulge in something divine :)
Summing it up, a nice start and lets start more blogs on topics that are funny,controversial and not commonly discussed among so called sane people.
hey MOHIT,
well, its tough to estimate by seeing you that you can be so weird. but i am thankful to you that you proved everyone wrong who say that i am impatient, coz i read till the last word at a stretch. ha ha ha!!!
just kidding bro, it was really funny.. and i m surprised that you have a sense of humour(Bad joke, i know)
by the way, i have an offer for you-- would you accept?? wen i make a film, would you write the dialogues?? ha ha ha!!!
anyways, i m boring you... and sorry 4 dat..
souvik..
I hope the next post is coming soon :)
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